I’ve Changed my Mind; it’s All Good

Julia Gorin scores a zinger with this column.
FROM POLITICALMAVINS.COM:

I’ve Changed my Mind; it’s All Good

By Julia Gorin (bio)
There is an ongoing controversy and actual “human rights commisson case” in Canada over author Mark Steyn’s warning that Muslim birthrates are outpacing those of women in Westernized, Christian countries. One Scandinavian mullah whom Steyn quotes in his book
America Alone cites the statistic that while a Western woman in the EU produces an average of 1.4 children, a Muslim woman in these countries produces 3.5 children.
The Washington Times quotes Human Events magazine:
There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe — without swords, without guns, without conquests. The 50 million Muslims of Europe will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades.
So what we have is this: Moderate Muslims are peacefully reproducing at a rate of almost three times that of moderate infidels, such that in 50 years or so peace should reign on earth, as there will be only Muslims left.
While the implications are most imminent and dire for Europe, we know that such trends eventually apply to North America as well. Which means we need to stop abortion and abstinence education. It also means that blacks and Hispanics obviously aren’t having enough sex and need to get busier.
Despite being a lifelong conservative, in light of current trends, I would certainly welcome tripling the welfare budget if employment is taking time away from sex and reproduction in inner cities. I’m also reversing my opinion on leaving water bottles in the Arizona desert, to support it — and perhaps the additional wall-building that’s been going on could be put on hold. I would also like to tell illegals that they don’t even have to worry about learning English, as I, for one, will be brushing up on my high school Spanish. Besides, it’s good for kids to be bilingual, a side benefit to having an illegal nanny raise one’s kids.
As far as the recruitment boost that our military will have an ongoing need for in this battle, in addition to the children of undocumented migrants — whom the Army has targeted for recruitment recently — I would certainly reverse myself on the issue of gays in the military. So, gay people — go ahead, as far as I’m concerned: Join the military, impale whomever you’re attracted to there, teach our kindergarteners about fisting and taking poppers and whatever other values you and your champions want to impart on schoolchildren. It’s all good now.