Hate preacher Abu Hamza’s hook to be replaced... by a spoon

Well Praise the Lord.  The "Hook" may get a "spork" to replace his hook.  The poor guy has been complained that it's hard to wipe his ass with a hook, but a spork should allow him to scrape his A-hole. 

FROM THESUN.CO.UK:

Hate preacher Abu Hamza’s hook to be replaced... by a spoon

Unhappy camper ... how he might look with 'spork'

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By TOM WELLS and STEVE BRENNER in New York
Published: 11th March 2013

HATE cleric Abu Hamza is set to be fitted with a SPOON to replace his famous hook, it was revealed last night.

Hamza may be given a “spork” — a cross between a spoon and fork, normally favoured by campers.

The radical preacher, 54, is facing 11 terror charges in the US after finally being extradited from the UK last year.

Hamza, who lost his hand and an eye in an explosion in Afghanistan, has been fuming since he was stripped of his metal hook by US jail staff because it was a security risk.

His lawyers say he is unable to use toilets properly and can’t turn taps on or off.

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