Friday, August 27, 2010

To Be Or Not To Be

From my good friends at PIGAZETTE.COM, the one and only Hambo speaks truth to the Politically Correct black hole that America has floundered into under the leadership of the liberal left.

To be or not to be– that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And, by opposing, end them.

William Shakespeare’s ‘Hamlet’.

Unlike William Shakespeare’s iconic figure, Hamlet, We the PIGs aren’t wracked with doubt and indecision. If anything, We the PIGs are entirely too sure of ourselves, when it comes to our core concepts and motivating philosophy. That's why We the PIGs are up to speed on Hamlet’s ‘slings and arrows of outrageous fortune’. Everywhere we turn, some whining piece of self-pitying crap is deploying buzzword trip wires, to make us stumble and fall.

We the PIGs have a hot flash for all these buzzword buttheads: we’re not intimidated, when you hit us with your magic words. In fact, all you’re managing to do is majorly piss us off, every time you vilify us as racists,or Islamophobic icons of intolerance. Enough already. If the buzzword buttheads want a fight, BRING IT. We’re ready to take your best shot, and give you a counterpunch of objective reality in return.

We the PIGs think this epidemic of self-proclaimed victimhood is the driving force behind the ‘sea of troubles’ which is threatening to swallow up our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. We the PIGs think it’s time for these buzzword buttheads to shut their pie holes, because their constant caterwauling doesn’t do one thing to cure what ails this land conceived in liberty. Is it possible that this orgy of self-pity is a deliberate attempt to undermine the inalienable individual liberty which is the foundation of our once great nation? Perhaps, but we’ll address that issue, later.

Right now, we’ll cut to the chase and confront, then defuse, the most infuriating buzzwords that are floating in the sea of troubles like submerged mines lurking to destroy the ship of state which transports our inalienable liberty. We’ll begin this painful, but necessary, task with the one which reached critical mass, with Messiah Barry’s ascension to the Oval Office.

Buzzword(s): Racism, Racist
In the runup to the 2008 Oval Office derby, the MSM, and assorted other Prompter Punk pitchpukes, suckered American chad punchers with a masterful dose of bait and switch. All We the People had to do, if we wanted to transport America into a 21st century Eden of post-racial era harmony, was punch a chad for the ‘brother’, Mister Hopey McChange. As our reward, in this post-racial era, the Ethnocrats would cut We the People some slack, by retiring their race cards, forever.

Where the race card is involved, this faux mothballing was over, BEFORE, Prompter Punk took the oath of office. Instead of the dawn of a post-racial era, Messiah Barry’s ascension to the oval office ushered in a racial era on steroids. That’s what happens, when you don’t get out the magnifying glass to read the ‘post racial era’ fine print, which includes these unpublicized exceptions:

• If you criticize The One’s relentless denigration of America, you’re a racist.

• If you strenuously object to the way The One is eviscerating our life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, you’re a racist.

• If you speak out against The One’s unrelenting assault on American capitalism, you’re a racist.

• If you join the Tea Party protests to speak out against The One’s Big Government on steroids and its trillion dollar deficits, you’re a racist.

• If you have the audacity to point out instances wherein The One speaks out of both sides of his mouth, via an endless list of self-contradictory statements, you’re a racist.

• If you criticize The One for his steadfast refusal to defend our borders against the border jumping scumbag invaders, you’re a double dose of buzzword butthead ‘badness’, a racist and a Xenophobe.